Just to re-assure my family, I am not an extortionist. If I needed money that badly I'd take on something a little more respectable, like politics. Apparently doesn't take much, anymore. Just kidding. I'd never submit the country to my wierdness. Just so you understand my brief confusion, here are a couple of pictures for you to consider.
The resemblance is uncanny. I do believe, however, that the guy in the first picture has more gray than I do. Don't know about how much hair he has, as we seem to share the same need to cover the tops of our heads. Anyway, everyone, don't worry. I'm not going to jail. Desperation did not drive me to attempt to extort money from a nationally known television personality. Besides, I'm too busy working on the 2012 Presidential campaign. Vice-project manager Abby has thrown her bark into the running for that election. I think she'd make a great candidate.
