I'm going to Jail!!!

Ok. I haven't written in a while. Haven't had all that much inspiration. Until today. I was just at the computer minding my own business when the breaking news came up on the television in the living room. I can see the TV from the computer, so I glanced over as they announced an arrest in the extortion case in which David Letterman is the victim. Imagine my surprise when I saw myself on TV!! At least it looked like me from across the room.

Just to re-assure my family, I am not an extortionist. If I needed money that badly I'd take on something a little more respectable, like politics. Apparently doesn't take much, anymore. Just kidding. I'd never submit the country to my wierdness. Just so you understand my brief confusion, here are a couple of pictures for you to consider.








The resemblance is uncanny. I do believe, however, that the guy in the first picture has more gray than I do. Don't know about how much hair he has, as we seem to share the same need to cover the tops of our heads. Anyway, everyone, don't worry. I'm not going to jail. Desperation did not drive me to attempt to extort money from a nationally known television personality. Besides, I'm too busy working on the 2012 Presidential campaign. Vice-project manager Abby has thrown her bark into the running for that election. I think she'd make a great candidate.